NFL Playoffs

Since my predictions last week were so stellar, 0-4, I figured I should offer my sure-fire lock picks for this week.

You will probably notice a pattern since I am predicting that the same teams will lose this week.

Washington vs. Seattle
Winner: Seattle
Headline: "Alexander the Great Conquers Redskins"

New England vs. Denver
Winner: Denver
Headline: "No Streaking Aloud: Broncos Break Patriots Playoff Win Streak"

Pittsburgh vs. Indianapolis
Winner: Indianapolis
Headline: "Peyton Passes Past Pittsburgh"

Carolina vs. Chicago
Winner: Chicago
Headline: "Carolina is Urlachered!"