Parenthood

The following occurred sometime between 8:00 and 9:00 pm this evening:
Me: "Jake, take your hands out of your pants."

Jake: ::: laughing :::

Me: "C'mon Jake, take your hands out of your pants."

Jake: ::: starting to take his... um... "self" out :::

Jake: (In his best Al Pacino voice) "Say hello to my little friend! Ha ha ha!!!"

Me: "JAKE!?!"
Just what every father wants -- a six-year old exhibitionist son who quotes Tony Montana.

I think he must get it from his Mom's side of the family. ;->

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