The Day in Review Haiku

I've been playing around with writing Haikus lately.  Here are a couple based on today's events in the U.S. Senate.

Don't Ask and Don't Tell

What would Robert C. Byrd do?

Study, Vote and Lead

Don't Ask and Don't Tell

What would Senator Joe do?

Hem, Haw and Leave

Plus a bonus in free verse text (as if that is a literary form)...

D.A.D.T.

W.W.R.C.B.D.?

W.W.MOJO.D.?

A.W.O.L.